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What a good boy you've been! Because of that, I'm making you a sarnie. Good job young man!! Haha, I'm lying. I'm totally making me a sandwich! Or at least I start off making me a sandwich which the standard vocal addition from my four legged furry housemate. Who wants me to play with his hairy balls…
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It's not the best because it's like a bit thin at the edges and very fat in the middle.
But, I mean if you were here and Mummy was making you a sandwich because you've been
a very good boy in bed, then it would be beyond perfect.
Best sandwich you've ever had, I hope.
That's what I aim for.
Best sandwich maker in the world.
I get very offended if somebody thinks they make better sandwiches for me.
And they carry on baking and they make better sandwiches for me.
And then we have a sandwich competition and then they realise they are talking nonsense.
Like they might make very good sandwiches, but they're certainly not the best ones in
the world.
Anyway, I'm going to go eat this in the sunshine.
And maybe upload this video too.
My skin feels so soft.
I don't know what I just did there.
Part of the reason that I was so mental about my body for so many years is the distinct
lack of hip and bum on this side.
Before reconstruction surgery, I used to have this really big lump here.
And I just felt like such a freak because it was really skinny here.
And then a big lump of flat, fat, flab there and stuff.
But, hey bird, wait! Hip!
And then it's kind of like, down, chill, and then another shove, up, up,... up,up,
I'm going to go because he is annoying.
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