POV

I had lunch at Tony Sullivan's house.

Very good macaroni and cheese, Mrs. Sullivan.

Thank you, Chris.

That was just awful, Chris.

Terrible.

He is not ready for flashbacks.

No, he is not.

But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.

Yeah, I know.

Oh come on Brian, don't do that. Don't cry, be a man.

I'm not crying!

Well listen, here, just take this.

What is it?

That's my dentist. He'll bill me, I've got an account.

You've got an account with a dentist?

He sells me nitrous and wholesale, I bang his wife.

Well, they both sound like things for you.

Look, you want his number or not?

I won't forget this, Glenn Quagmire.

Don't ever say my name again, okay? Don't tell anybody about this.

Get the hell out of the bar, you fat son of a bitch.

Hey, Langley, my big fat black mom is here.

Ah, no, I didn't just hear what that man said.

Jerome, you gotta go to extra church.

Oh, mom.

We now return to "My Dinner with Andre the Giant".

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