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After six weeks of sexy times across the pond in America with UncleMotherFucker (he's camera shy when it comes to proper porn sites, but can be found on Elon's ‘new' site) as soon as I'd stepped through the door and made a cuppa, I was hit by just how badly my pubes needed playing with! So I popped my phone on my bed, and whilst my sidekick was still with his foster family, I had to battle to keep my other furry, white, four legged housemate out of the shot! Otherwise I'd have carried on playing for hours. Hehe.

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Well hello there, how are you? I am super tired and sleepy and I was going to say itchy

but not like that. I just need my hairs fiddling with. Well I've just got home from seeing

Uncle Motherfucker and I'd forgotten what utter carnage I left my place in and I can't

be arsed with stuff and stuff and oh my god I can't even think. But I'm just going to

No, you've got to stay there Max. No, you're not allowed in this video.

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So, Newarn, yeah, that's it, you jump in the bed, Puss.

Like, literally on my bed there is a pet bed that is like an actual house shape and it

was for the cat but my dog loves going in there too. He's too big for it. So his head

comes out the roof.

It needs pulling really hard. I don't know why.

Is this normal? I don't know, probably not. I'm a weirdo. Anyway, um...

I know long pubes aren't exactly that normal these days.

Oh, got to get the paper to...

Nope, you stay there, cat.

Pussy's alone.

I'll put her on top of the table there, since she can't go in.

Wait! No!

Nice!

I'm going to say goodbye.

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